Why don’t we ever talk about the fact that Vod took Simon’s virginity?
OMG I just remembered my amazing dream from last night. Robert Sheehan became a film teacher at my sister’s high school and she was in his class. She told me about him and I decided to go over there and ask him out, but when I got there it turned out he was already dating another teacher. I went over to her classroom to figure out her weaknesses. She was a beautiful Spanish teacher with super long dark hair. During her lessons she would occasionally swig from the giant bottle of tequila she kept on her desk. I couldn’t find any weaknesses to defeat her with so I returned home to plot. While I was sitting there, plotting, I decided to watch the state of the union. As the camera panned over the audience I noticed Robert sitting there in a lavender suit (btw lavender is TOTALLY his color). It turns out that his dad is a US senator and he moved back to America to reconnect with him. Then when Obama paused Robert got up and started dropping some truth bombs. I can’t remember exactly what he said. It was both hilarious and offensive and definitely address the fact that Obama was saying a bunch of things that people would nod and clap about that night, but then fight him tooth and nail on the next day. After his speech I went to bed, and then some more stuff happened, but I woke up to real life before I could see Sheenhanigans again. And that made me pretty sad.
“ You’d screw your own sister for a slice of cheese. ”
Day 03 - Your favorite new show ( aired this t.v season)
How apropos, I was actually working on this before they won the BAFTA, but this just gives me another reason to promote this show. It’s truly excellent. And it beat out Modern Family in this category, which is really saying something!
PS. This image was originally much better quality, but then my computer was a whore.